Cookie Jam

Me: “Playing Candy Crush?”
Wife: “It’s not Candy Crush; it’s Cookie Jam!”
Me: “Take a moment to think about what you’re saying”

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In Soviet Russia, SCUBA dive you!

Rachel and I learned to SCUBA dive on our honeymoon. In order to minimize the classroom time while on our honeymoon, we took the classroom portion online through PADI’s eLearning program, which you can still take from the USSR…wait, what?